All Appointments Set for Revocation as Gov’t Taps Ctrl+Z Relentlessly, Hoping to Reach 1957

In what appears to be a bold new governance strategy—or a massive keyboard mishap—the government has been furiously hitting Ctrl+Z, revoking every post-election appointment in sight, all in an apparent bid to rewind Ghana to its “original British factory settings.” The revocations, initially framed as a bid to promote “good governance,” has snowballed into what critics are calling “the Great Undoing.”

Sources close to the presidency reveal that it all started when a junior aide attempted to fix a minor formatting error in an official letter. Unfortunately, someone pressed Ctrl+Z—and didn’t stop. Post-election appointments vanished first, followed by public service recruits. The ripple effects have been catastrophic, with nurses hired post-election abruptly dismissed mid-shift, and one unfortunate man claiming his December wedding has been annulled by the national undo spree.

Citizens now fear that Ghana is one keystroke away from full colonial reinstatement. Traders at Makola Market have begun stockpiling British pounds “just in case,” while a local radio station has replaced its Highlife hour with Beatles classics in anticipation of the regime change. Meanwhile, the opposition has demanded an immediate audit of government keyboards, claiming that “no country should be ruled by someone who can’t handle basic Microsoft Word functions.”

At the time of this report, frantic staffers were still scrolling through YouTube tutorials on “How to Stop Ctrl+Z from Ruining Your Entire Nation.” But with each passing moment, the fear grows that Ghana might wake up tomorrow as the Gold Coast once more—except this time, without the cocoa wealth—unless someone reminds them to turn the computer off and on again.