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Davido Ends Distinguished Cheating Career, Except for One or Two "Entanglements"

Nigerian Afrobeats megastar Davido has solemnly declared an end to his celebrated cheating career — a profession in which he reportedly held multiple awards, honorary mentions, and at least five baby showers with four women. Speaking with the weight of a man who’s seen things — emotional breakdowns, WhatsApp call screenshots,

Ghanaians Using Mosquito Nets as Door Curtains Amazes Mosquitoes

Ghana’s revered mosquito community has been left utterly amazed by the country’s new approach to malaria prevention: hanging insecticide-treated mosquito nets at doorways like spiritual veils. Once feared as chemical death traps, these nets are now being used as casual entrance curtains in a misguided attempt to stop

Gov’t to Spend $40B to Make Nima Look Like Dubai, Forgets It’s Still Nima

The government has unveiled plans to spend a modest $40 billion — yes, billion with a “b” — to transform Nima, Maamobi and nearby towns into a glistening urban paradise, complete with 45-storey skyscrapers, underground shopping arcades, one or two flying khebab vendors, a Wakanda outpost and something called “arboriculture,” which locals

ECG Privatization: MP Fears Reliable Power Would Ruin Ghana's Candle Industry and Kill Romantic Vibes

The Member of Parliament for Sagnarigu, Issah Attah, has bravely risen to defend one of Ghana’s most cherished economic sectors: the candle industry. Speaking against the privatization of ECG, he warned that if Ghanaians start getting reliable electricity, it could spell doom for candle sellers, torchlight traders—and, worse,

Ntim Fordjour’s Drug Flight Claims Traced to Frantic Voice Note in Family WhatsApp Group

Ghanaian airspace may be chaotic, but nowhere near as turbulent as Parliament this week, after MP John Ntim Fordjour accused two flights of smuggling drugs—allegedly based on an urgent WhatsApp audio sent by his father, a retired church elder and certified group admin. The message, cryptically tagged “Share With

Ghana Texts Trump 'Eii. Hmm,' Vows 2000% Retaliatory Tariffs on American Jollof

As global superpowers responded to Donald Trump’s sweeping new tariffs with blistering countermeasures, Ghana’s official position came in the form of a solemn two-word WhatsApp message: “Eii. Hmm.” The 10% tariff slapped on Ghanaian imports has drawn loud protests from the Importers and Exporters Association, but Ghana’s

Ghana Meteorological Agency Discovers Weather App After 95 Days of Identical Thunderstorm Forecasts

After more than three months of confidently issuing the same daily warning — “Thunderstorms likely in the middle and coastal belts” — the Ghana Meteorological Agency (GMet) has reportedly discovered that smartphones come pre-installed with weather apps in what officials are calling a “spiritual awakening”. This seismic shift in operational strategy came

Rev. Father Sparks Suspicion During Eid Unity Sermon for Staring Too Long at Goat Meat Area

What began as a sacred gesture of interfaith goodwill quickly descended into theological confusion, after Rev. Father Dr. Aloysius Nuolabong, representing the Catholic Diocese of Wa, delivered an Eid message on peace while visibly entranced by the goat meat zone. Attendees say the priest barely glanced at the congregation, his

Obinim Admits He Dreamt the Anas Meeting, Blames Angel Michael for Poor Signal

After weeks of confidently announcing a top-secret alliance with Ghana’s most elusive journalist, Bishop Daniel Obinim has now clarified that the “meeting” with Anas Aremeyaw Anas may have occurred during a dream—right between the one where he was flying to Jerusalem and the one where he was coaching

IGP Dampare, 54, Fired for Lacking 40 Years Experience, Regrets Not Enlisting at 14

Dr. George Akuffo Dampare has just discovered the hard way that being IGP in Ghana is not about competence. If you haven't roamed the police force longer than Moses roamed the desert, you’re simply not IGP material. A government statement announcing his replacement, COP Christian Tetteh Yohunu,