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Nana Aba’s First Attempt at Motivational Speech: “Success is the Audacity to Sleep and Dance to Its Rhythm”

In what sounded like a mix between a TED Talk and a late-night dream sequence, Ghanaian media personality Nana Aba Anamoah took to GHOne TV to deliver what many are calling the most lyrically confusing life advice of the year. “Success,” she declared, pausing for dramatic effect, “isn’t a

Gov't Cites Gandalf: “A Minister is Never Late; She Arrives Precisely When She Means To”

The government has assured concerned Ghanaians that Naa Momo Lartey’s late arrival at her swearing-in was not a mistake, but a strategic demonstration of wizardly timing inspired by none other than Gandalf the Grey. Officials revealed that after an intense Lord of the Rings binge-watching session at the Jubilee

Ghana's Cats Offer Prisoners Leftovers after Minister Reveals Cat Food Has More Protein

After Interior Minister-Designate Mohammed Muntaka Mubarak revealed during his vetting that Ghanaian prisoners survive on a GH¢1.80 (USD 0.12) daily food budget—an amount he claims provides less nutrition than the average cat's meal—the National Association of Concerned Cats (NACC) has stepped in to

NPP Blames Low Voter Turnout on Spirits, Unveils 'Operation Holy Ghost Fire'

The New Patriotic Party (NPP), still reeling from their crushing defeat in the 2024 elections, has finally identified the true culprit behind their downfall—not broken promises, not economic struggles, but invisible spirits lurking in their strongholds. According to the party’s General Secretary, Justin Kodua Frimpong, it was a

Ministers Confuse Asset Declaration for Wishlist: “Oh, You Meant What I Have Now?”

President Mahama’s straightforward directive for ministers to declare their assets has taken an unexpected turn, as several appointees have reportedly submitted forms packed with future dreams and grand aspirations. Sources say declarations included ambitious entries such as "one modest beachfront villa in Dubai, and one right here in

Mahama Appoints Only 7 Women to Cabinet - One for Each Day of the Week

In a bold attempt to balance governance with gender representation, President John Dramani Mahama has appointed a grand total of seven women to his 42-member cabinet – perfectly matching the number of days in a week, prompting speculation that they were handpicked to work on a "one-day-a-week" rotation schedule.

Ghana to Trial Telepathy for Road Tolls Collection; USA, China Taking Notes

Ghana is once again pushing the frontiers of innovation (since the time Kantanka's locally-manufactured missile flew 12 feet), announcing plans to collect road tolls using advanced telepathic technology—an idea reportedly inspired by a low-budget Kumawood sci-fi movie, where road spirits whispered toll amounts into drivers' minds.

Relax, Ghana is One Big Family - NDC Defends Appointment of Asiedu Nketiah's Son

Ghanaians have been urged to stay calm and embrace their inner family spirit as the NDC government defends the appointment of Dr. Kwaku Asiedu Nketia, son of the party’s National Chairman, Johnson Asiedu Nketia, as Acting Deputy CEO of the Minerals Income Investment Fund. According to party insiders, Ghana

Reckless Man Leaves Fetish Priestess at Altar, Upset Deities Draft Revenge Plan

In an act of unparalleled audacity, Tuanko FM presenter Starboy Junior, has abandoned his wedding plans with a well-known fetish priestess, a daringly reckless move that has left both mortals and immortals shaking their heads. The heartbroken priestess, Komfo Ama Ataa, took to social media to express her fury and

ORAL Accused of Bias for Ignoring Nkrumah's Scandals and Noah's Ark Receipts

The ORAL committee has been accused of selective justice and playing favorites, with NPP communicator Kingsley Amoakwa-Boadu claiming their corruption hunt skips over Nkrumah’s alleged financial misadventures and the murky details surrounding Noah’s Ark procurement. "How can you recover all loot if you’re ignoring the ark’