Reckless Man Leaves Fetish Priestess at Altar, Upset Deities Draft Revenge Plan

In an act of unparalleled audacity, Tuanko FM presenter Starboy Junior, has abandoned his wedding plans with a well-known fetish priestess, a daringly reckless move that has left both mortals and immortals shaking their heads. The heartbroken priestess, Komfo Ama Ataa, took to social media to express her fury and call on her spiritual arsenal for justice, after the would-be groom called off their nuptials to pursue a relationship with another woman.

Komfo Ama, who had spared no expense in preparing for the ceremony—complete with luxurious Kente fabrics and jewelry—has vowed to teach Starboy a lesson no human can forget, proclaiming that his happiness would be fleeting and his joy turned to ash. According to sources close to the shrine, her deities are already in an emergency meeting, drafting a comprehensive revenge plan that may include everything from mysterious power outages to Starboy being the punchline of every joke wherever he goes. "He thinks he can humiliate me and walk away? The spirits will make sure he learns that betrayal comes with consequences," she said in a viral video.

The abandoned priestess also directed her ire at the "side piece," questioning her lack of sisterhood, promising to "reverse her destiny", and issuing curses so specific that she had better keep her spiritual insurance policy up to date. "How could you, as a woman, destroy another woman’s happiness?" she lamented, as she warned that the new couple’s union would be plagued by misfortune.

Spectators are divided, some amused by the drama, others sorry for Komfo Ama and the rest genuinely concerned for Starboy. All, however, wait eagerly to see if the deities' revenge plan will be made public—or if the groom will start mysteriously tripping over nothing for the rest of his life.