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A collection of 26 issues

No Breakfast on January 6, Or Else Fire and Brimstone – Owusu-Bempah

Rev. Isaac Owusu-Bempah, known for his accurate machine learning-based predictions, has issued one of those bizarre instructions from God for which 31st December watchnight services have come to be so well-known: all NDC supporters and sympathizers – and anyone who loves Ghana, for that matter – are expected to abandon their food

Akufo-Addo Pats Himself on the Back via Award to His Second-In-Command

Personifying the lizard in Chinua Achebe's narrative that jumped from the high iroko tree to the ground and decided to praise himself if no one else did, President Akufo-Addo has bestowed the "Order of the Star of Ghana" upon his Vice President, Dr. Mahamudu Bawumia at

Ghana Wins Guinness Record for Most Pointless Guinness World Records

In a year that has seen Ghanaians conquer all manner of bizarre challenges, from hugging trees for 24 hours straight to applying makeup for five consecutive days, Ghanaians have demonstrated a remarkable ability to turn the mundane into the mind-numbingly absurd. And the rest of the world can now officially

Ghanaian Parents Timing Conception on April 2nd to get MTN’s Christmas Baby Hampers

In what is now becoming a well-calculated annual event, many Ghanaian couples seem to be strategically planning their pregnancies to coincide with the Christmas season in a desperate bid to secure the coveted MTN Christmas baby hampers. These hampers, brimming with baby soap, diapers, and the promise of future data

WAEC Miraculously Finds Results After Christmas Bribe, Promises Plenty 8As if Paid Arrears

WAEC has announced that they have finally found the 2024 WASSCE results, hidden under a pile of dirty clothes and socks. The discovery came shortly after WAEC received a hefty Christmas bonus of 35 million cedis from the Ministry of Education, paving way for the results, which had gone missing

Leper Girl's Leg Way Better than Winning Elections - Bawumia

The outgoing Vice President, clearly having exhausted all other avenues for positive press, has declared a four-year-old's visit the highlight of his Christmas, and possibly his entire political career, (if you ignore that one time when we stupidly expected him to fix everything, and he had a good,