Politics

President Bola Tinubu, equipped with the latest GPS technology to avoid wandering off for 40 years, has declared his unwavering commitment to taking Nigeria to the mythical Promised Land, aiming for a one-year turnaround – a speed that is sure to make Moses jealous. Unfortunately, the exact coordinates of this Promised

Rev. Isaac Owusu-Bempah, known for his accurate machine learning-based predictions, has issued one of those bizarre instructions from God for which 31st December watchnight services have come to be so well-known: all NDC supporters and sympathizers – and anyone who loves Ghana, for that matter – are expected to abandon their food

Personifying the lizard in Chinua Achebe's narrative that jumped from the high iroko tree to the ground and decided to praise himself if no one else did, President Akufo-Addo has bestowed the "Order of the Star of Ghana" upon his Vice President, Dr. Mahamudu Bawumia at

The outgoing Vice President, clearly having exhausted all other avenues for positive press, has declared a four-year-old's visit the highlight of his Christmas, and possibly his entire political career, (if you ignore that one time when we stupidly expected him to fix everything, and he had a good,